Stanley Van Buren

stjude asked: whats with you and all the doofy plaid?

Plaid is fantastic because it allows the wearer to quickly and accurately size up others based simply on their reaction to it. Those who lack culture and/or simply don’t have a clue what they’re talking about make themselves readily apparent in the presence of plaid.

doingaslittleaspossible asked: what glasses and sunglasses do you usually wear?

glasses are Garrett Leight Hamptons

sunglasses are Ray Ban Clubmasters